Get Your Very own Stargate
April 23rd, 2008 Filed Under Merchandise
You too can get your very own Stargate, from the good people at ThinkGeek.com.
Millions of years ago, the Ancients made a network of wormhole gates throughout the Milky Way and other galaxies. Having since scattered throughout the universe, the technology was lost to us on Terra until just recently, when not one but two massive Stargates were found on Earth. Using these great rings, we human beings have learned how to travel nearly instantaneously from planet to planet, across vast cosmic distances, often bringing trouble with us. We’re an obnoxious race, I guess.
Normally made of Naquahdah (and once unsuccessfully made of titanium) and 22 feet wide, our scientists have used glass and polystone to shrink the dimensions down to a mere 10 inches across. All you need is a Zero Point Module to power it, and you’re good to go. Convenient enough, now, to hang on your wall. When you’re not actively powering the gate to generate a wormhole, you can look at your reflection in the event-horizon.
Dual use toys are awesome!
This model has 39 glyphs and 9 chevrons, giving us nearly 2 trillion possible destinations! Be careful using the Stargate, though. We’re completely out of Dial Home Devices!
Features
- 10 inch diameter Stargate replica mirror
- Water-effect event-horizon insert included
- Hand painted
- Hook on the back to hang on your wall
- Officially licensed product from MGM and Quantum Mechanix
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